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a-thrilling-chase-deactivated20 asked: I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU, WHOREBAG. What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty?

A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber LOOOOOOOOL
okay bye! Happy new year in a couple hours :)

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Funny Photos Taken at Unusual Angle

myhotcaffeine: JUXTAPOSITION FTW

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“Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn’t glue stick to its...”

– Quote of the day (via fuckyeahappycat)

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The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at...

claudiaalee: parkmichelle: lovexcourtney: caramelcream07: superheronights: Then they ask you if you want more: THIS. H AJAHHAHAHAHAHA omg the second picture LLOOL omfgg especially if its like your boyfriend gg. momma has to approve of ya.

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THIS PERSON IS AWESOME.

chickenshit: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ld=14031246713

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overall thoughts on The Social Network

i want to stop using facebook now andrew garfield was actually kinda hot in this movie… mark zuckerberg (or at least, the character) is a fucking asshole. i want to punch his face in sean parker (again, it could just be his character)…FJADLKFJAKLFJAFLAJKFADKLFJAFLASKFJDALFKASJ I WANT TO KICK HIM IN HIS PRETENTIOUS BALLS FKADLFJAD;LFKJAFAJF;ASLKDFAJFD AND BASH HIS DOUCHEBAGGY...

Dec 28th

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since its practically impossible for me to fall...

why dont i FINALLY watch the social network? :D

Dec 28th

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I wish you could Google anything.

fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: You could search like, “where the fuck is my cell phone?” and it would be like, “it’s under the couch, dumbass.” Found on the blog of kenzieshae

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watching the very 1st episode of sabrina the teenage witch right now! freaking nostalgia rush right there. :’D

Dec 27th

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my sleeping schedule is so fucked

im tired of not being able to sleep until 7 AM in the morning. im tired of waking up at 3 PM in the afternoon, only to still feel tired and go back to sleep until 5 PM. im tired of being shaken awake at 12 PM in the afternoon, to be asked if i want to accompany the family to go eat somewhere, because i have to say no. because it feels like i was just able to close my eyes and quiet my mind...

Dec 27th

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