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“Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really...”

– Betty White (via franzundhans)

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africans: what stoners think they sound like: yeah man peace and love do whatever you like don’t let anyone decide what you do to each their own what they actually sound like: omg 420 you don’t smoke weed? you have to try it at least once you’re ignorant for not agreeing with it legalize it smoke weed every day everyone should smoke weed!!! you have to try it!!!!

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 *sitting on a bench and eating funyuns while waiting for my next class to start. a group of african american girls approach me*
girl from the group: HAYY GURLL, you like to party? *holding out a flyer*
me: *with a funyun still crammed in my mouth* uhhh...not really...
girl: oh come on, THAT IS NOT OKAY!
group: *laughs*
me: *trying to chew and swallow the chip in my mouth* s-s-sorry?
girl: awww its okayy, sorry if i scared you, have a nice day now!
 she rejoins her group and laughs with them as they walk away. 
 i then realize how lame i looked -_-

Sep 28th

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